Why don’t you just shut up!– Brenda Walsh
‘YE RELAXE!’ is on my family’s Coat of Arms.– Gabe Delahaye, my Forever Hero
Puke party on the television tonight!– me to the television as some about-to-be-a-zombie dude pukes into a bucket on The Walking Dead after I just watched Boardwalk Empire, wherein some dude puked on a mirror
Don’t bend; don’t water it down; don’t try to make it logical; don’t edit your...– Franz Kafka (via oceanofmind)
But yeah! Definitely not looking forward to any holiday that is on the horizon...– me, in an email to Ashley (of course)
Poor Monica Keena
Did you guys hear about North Korea and South...
Yeah, me neither, NEWS.
Like that haircut?– me, in response to this lady on Law & Order: Los Angeles who said, “My dad taught me never to let anything stand in my way.” (that’s right, I burn fictional characters while I watch television alone)
It's adorable when my Facebook friends ~discover~...
Like, come on. Marcel the Shell With Shoes On? Get with it! ME + INTERNET = ♡ FOREVER.
It’s that one guy!– my sister, in reference to how she recognized the boy who plays Young Neil in SPvTW (also what Wallace Wells says when Matthew Patel shows up in SPvTW)
Scott says you have a bunch of rad guns in your collection!– some kid in that episode of Beverly Hills, 90210 where Scott dies because of said “rad guns”