February 2011
218 posts
“What happened to dates? I miss the ’50s.”
– I speak truth and I am very, very old, I guess.
January 2011
126 posts
“Is an ass like that really worth all the trouble?”
– Jesse Eisenberg in this Blackenstein sketch, and also in reference to me one day
“I can wear skirts and mascara all I want, but this sailor mouth and the goonie...”
– unknown
(sike, y’all know that was me)
“I just vajazzled my wrist.”
– Andy, of http://andyvglnt.tumblr.com/ fame, in our game of Words With Friends
Girl/Girl Party: that time james franco stalked me... →
girlgirlparty:
Yeah so there was this time when I lived in Los Angeles and was a casting director, but not for fancy pants actor-y types. I casted BACKGROUND TALENT. You’ve seen that show Extras right? Yeah, it’s SERIOUSLY JUST LIKE THAT.
Anyway this was probably in the early oughties, probably 2002….
Friends! I write for this now. With Jaime and Bethany of http://whhw.tumblr.com...
“VERY cool. VERY ranch.”
– Videogum in a post about a Doritos commercial and, omg, I’m fucking dead.
Click here if you want to get madd depressed. →
“My ambition is handicapped by laziness.”
– Charles Bukowski (via fauxbois)
What I bring to a lady-date with a girl from the...
Heathers
Penelope
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Clueless
Help!
New Kids on the Block - Greatest Hits: The Videos
and the Saved by the Bell board game
“I’ve always been interested in people, but I’ve never liked them.”
– W. Somerset Maugham (via thehaunter)
