What happened to dates? I miss the ’50s.– I speak truth and I am very, very old, I guess.
Is an ass like that really worth all the trouble?– Jesse Eisenberg in this Blackenstein sketch, and also in reference to me one day
I can wear skirts and mascara all I want, but this sailor mouth and the goonie...– unknown (sike, y’all know that was me)
I just vajazzled my wrist.– Andy, of http://andyvglnt.tumblr.com/ fame, in our game of Words With Friends
Girl/Girl Party: that time james franco stalked me... →
girlgirlparty: Yeah so there was this time when I lived in Los Angeles and was a casting director, but not for fancy pants actor-y types. I casted BACKGROUND TALENT. You’ve seen that show Extras right? Yeah, it’s SERIOUSLY JUST LIKE THAT. Anyway this was probably in the early oughties, probably 2002…. Friends! I write for this now. With Jaime and Bethany of http://whhw.tumblr.com...
VERY cool. VERY ranch.– Videogum in a post about a Doritos commercial and, omg, I’m fucking dead.
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My ambition is handicapped by laziness.– Charles Bukowski (via fauxbois)
What I bring to a lady-date with a girl from the...
Heathers Penelope Buffy the Vampire Slayer Clueless Help! New Kids on the Block - Greatest Hits: The Videos and the Saved by the Bell board game
I’ve always been interested in people, but I’ve never liked them.– W. Somerset Maugham (via thehaunter)